is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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