Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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