At least make sure they are 18
Why
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i think i have two assholes
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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