After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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