im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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