Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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