bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
