You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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