i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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