Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I can't trust your balls anymore.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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