You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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