id be glad to
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
