Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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