I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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