I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
