i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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