They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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