fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Randomize
