I just made out with a guy for $7.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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