Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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