we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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