office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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