that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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