I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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