We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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