Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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