So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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