Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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