that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
worst night to have a conscience
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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