even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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