That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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