I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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