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so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm passing your future prison.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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