We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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