Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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