His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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