I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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