is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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