Your tits are I can't wait for
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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