party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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