I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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