The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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