I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The Olympian is in my bed
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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