ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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