I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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