maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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