I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
did i just pee glitter
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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