I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
