is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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