well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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