hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
