those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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